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| Jon Wye, DC Native. A small clothing line est. in 2003 and dedicated to kicking your ass! ... from a design standpoint of course. |
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| Waffle Belt Buckle and belt |
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$55.00 |
| Jon Wye |
This little number goes out to Elsie, our seventy-something year old waitress on I-70 at 3:00am. She was leftovers dribbling out of doll cloths and I made the mistake of asking for a little more butter for my waffle. She shucked a fake fingernail my way and said, �This means it�s the end of the night.� I got my extra butter, but like hell I was going to touch it, not after seeing what was under that fake nail of hers. You either let an experience like that scare you away from waffles for life or do something creative with it.
Breakfast foods are essential to the Americana experience or anyone tweaked out on anything.
This waffle, guaranteed 100% free of whatever was under that fake fingernail. |
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SIZING INFO: For a proper belt fitting simply measure on bare skin where you usually wear your belt, and then see where that number falls in the sizes ranges. For instance, if your measurement is 34" then you are a medium.
COOLNESS: Warning, this belt will make you much cooler. Be prepared for your sudden upward social climb. You have been forewarned! |
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As Seen In:
The Washington Post: Sunday Source |
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